Sunday, June 9, 2013

FaceTime!!

Oh wow oh just wow Dear First Black President Obama I need you to go in front of the House of Representatives and make a FaceTime law that's right a damn law that a chick can't FaceTime you unless she is looking right cause they get mad when they looking a hot mess and you don't answer but when I see that face pop up and you looking like Biz Markie and you a female oh hell naw I'm not answering it lol!!

Rules of FaceTime don't call if you ain't wrap yo hair the night before or if you ain't brush ya damn teeth first and most of all I'm not an avid fan of make up I like a natural woman but if you need make up to look natural fix that shit lol and don't be in some dingy ass tee shirt either hahahaha I'm not picky at all but we have to always be presentable somewhat I mean BeeeJesus unless you just leaving the gym She said she looked like Janet Jackson Bish got on FaceTime looking like Freddie Jackson lmao!

Siri should start to sing that Jeezy get right if you go to FaceTime someone looking a hot mess 9 times out of 10 if you FaceTime you want the dick well your damn job is to get the dick hard not soft lol #TakeNotes

@1Entrepronegro




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9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who the hell do you have face time with lol that needs all these rules lol

Anonymous said...

I should FaceTime your ass lol

LA

1EntrePROnegro said...

Lol the ones that keep hitting me up looking like Wesley snipes n shit lmao

1EntrePROnegro said...

Lmao I don't even know who you are LA but if you a hot mess you'll be getting the fuck you button hahahahahaha

1EntrePROnegro said...

And PS my blog post are just my thoughts doesn't mean I FaceTime these people just my thoughts I wanted to talk about shit I don't like and this came up hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Lol it's funny shit keep speaking keep speaking lol

missy moscato said...

Always for Iphones, never Androids, lol.

1EntrePROnegro said...

Oh I will my friend I will.

Anonymous said...

I've thought about hitting you up on FaceTime before, just never have lol

LA

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Sunday, June 9, 2013

FaceTime!!

Oh wow oh just wow Dear First Black President Obama I need you to go in front of the House of Representatives and make a FaceTime law that's right a damn law that a chick can't FaceTime you unless she is looking right cause they get mad when they looking a hot mess and you don't answer but when I see that face pop up and you looking like Biz Markie and you a female oh hell naw I'm not answering it lol!!

Rules of FaceTime don't call if you ain't wrap yo hair the night before or if you ain't brush ya damn teeth first and most of all I'm not an avid fan of make up I like a natural woman but if you need make up to look natural fix that shit lol and don't be in some dingy ass tee shirt either hahahaha I'm not picky at all but we have to always be presentable somewhat I mean BeeeJesus unless you just leaving the gym She said she looked like Janet Jackson Bish got on FaceTime looking like Freddie Jackson lmao!

Siri should start to sing that Jeezy get right if you go to FaceTime someone looking a hot mess 9 times out of 10 if you FaceTime you want the dick well your damn job is to get the dick hard not soft lol #TakeNotes

@1Entrepronegro




- Posted using BlogPress from my HandsomeAss iPhone

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who the hell do you have face time with lol that needs all these rules lol

Anonymous said...

I should FaceTime your ass lol

LA

1EntrePROnegro said...

Lol the ones that keep hitting me up looking like Wesley snipes n shit lmao

1EntrePROnegro said...

Lmao I don't even know who you are LA but if you a hot mess you'll be getting the fuck you button hahahahahaha

1EntrePROnegro said...

And PS my blog post are just my thoughts doesn't mean I FaceTime these people just my thoughts I wanted to talk about shit I don't like and this came up hahahaha

Anonymous said...

Lol it's funny shit keep speaking keep speaking lol

missy moscato said...

Always for Iphones, never Androids, lol.

1EntrePROnegro said...

Oh I will my friend I will.

Anonymous said...

I've thought about hitting you up on FaceTime before, just never have lol

LA