Monday, June 3, 2013

Addickted to porn LOL!!

So I'm chillin chillin minding my business watching sportscenter n shit and my doorbell rings and its my older homie he's like 43 with a box and I'm like oh hell naw this nigga think he's moving in? Milton Milton{R.Kelly voice} lol he's like bruh I need you to do me a favor and hold onto this well talk later...

And I can clearly see its a box full of porn me being the certified boobtologist I am I had to take a peek and see what was up I like boobies I can't help it lmao and I look in not 1 not 2 but all 42 movies are analytically Speaking and I mean anal they were called like one in the pink one in the stink 46 chocolate nuts in vanilla butts and one was called "I shit you not" I shit you not lol and I was like wtf not my nigga and you know I'm built like a football player muscular booty made me think does this nigga look at my ass?Lmao it's 2013 you never know so I call homie!

This nigga is getting married in a few months his fiancée and daughter left to go shopping so he went to jerk before work LOL well guess what they came home early caught him hands on his herbie Hancock will smith ass nigga dick out asshole naked beating it to butt porn his woman said its butt porn or me and that's why I got all this asshole activity at my house!

So I'm here 2 reasons ladies if you come through I don't do the butt I like a whole lot of vaginal activity no butts for me that's exit only & two ladies how do you feel about porn cause I guess it's niggas addicted to the shit I've had girlfriends in my life that wanted to watch porn with me wear mask get whipped French maid outfits all that so guess I have been too blessed to be stressed but what's your take on this?

Me I think it's not gonna work cause of his butt fetish and if you have 42 butt porns you clearly have a infatuation for girls butt holes and you need to find you a freak nastee butt girl I don't know I been hearing a lot about butts lately like one chick said she only wants it in her booty hole I heard till she's married?What the hell is up ladies talk to me LOL!

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMFAOOOO!!! Is this his first marriage? Cause it might not be his last unless she likes it like that lol

I don't have an issue with porn. I have watched movies with my boyfriends before. It's nothing I do when single though lol My ex who I was with for 10 years used to watch pornos all the time. He had an issue though. He would wank off 3-4 times a day sometimes & that was on top of getting it from me! That's where I start getting pissed. Do something besides play with your dick all day! Oh & he had black penis envy lol

He knew I had black boyfriends in the past & he always wanted me to tell him about me being with them & he would buy black men with white women pornos. I asked him if he wanted a black dick & he said yes lol

The only porno I couldn't watch with him was this one where this guy was giving it to her up the butt & he pulls it out & she starts sucking it *GAG* I'm all for licking my juices off but not no damn crap that came out my ass!

My step mom says she's leaving my dad because he was watching porn. I don't even think he was masturbating, just looking at it! SMDH why you gonna get jealous of that? She considers it cheating... I don't lol

As far as my booty sex until I'm married, that don't keep her pure until her wedding lol see I think some dude talked her into it with "just the tip" & now she's doing it to keep her man happy smh lol and good luck getting him to go from a tight butt to a pussy that even if tight is still looser than that ass lol

I've tried it 2 times I hate it! The second time was with the porn addict & he did a lot of begging & ended with me being all pissed off like hurry the fk up so I can go bang some pots in the kitchen lol

LA ;)

Anonymous said...

*miss booty sex cause my booty ain't ever getting sex again lol

1EntrePROnegro said...

See I think dudes that want the butt only are gay gay gay if you do it right who doesn't want a nice fresh juicy wet pussy smh and to pull out of that for the Asshole is some weirdo shit and how are you sacred if you did the ass but not pussy if anything your nasty ass is less sacred!

And those white sissy boys are weird as fuck please sir can you fuck my wife while I watch wearing her panties lol really dude?

1EntrePROnegro said...

And yes it has to be his first marriage they may not make it to the alter he's gonna get caught performing but sexy through a glory hole lmfao!

missy moscato said...

Having porn dvd's are ok, but u can't overdo it. For example, my ex bf... every week he would spend $15 to buy a porn dvd and magazines and I would get mad because yes to me it was nasty and I gave him the ultimatum, either the porn goes or I go. He had the nerve to tell me that him watching the dvd's gave him ideas in the bedroom... huh? I didn't get it, but that's an addiction ur homie has. P.S: I have been guilty of having porn as well because my own Mama caught me.

Anonymous said...

Man you ain't lying about them weird white boys! I had some old white guy approach me asking me if he could watch me & my boyfriend at the time who was very dark lol he even said he'd pay to watch. I told my bf & he was like ole dude just setting up a lynching lol

LA

Anonymous said...

This reminded me of someone I know. He says he's not gay or even bi-sexual for that matter, but he's had long term relationships with men. He is so hypocritical to even call other men faggots. I just don't get it lol

He wanted me to watch this movie a few weeks ago. I finally watched all 6 hours of Angels in America. I'm not sure why he thought I would be interested in it because it was all about 80's AIDS era full of gay issues.

To each their own but if that's what you like claim it! I could never be with man who has been with another man cause I'm going to gag just looking at the dick thinking of it being in another man.

I remember one time I was drunk & seen two gay guys kiss & I seriously puked. I felt bad because I'm not prejudice like that, but it just made me ill lol

LA

1EntrePROnegro said...

Damn!

1EntrePROnegro said...

Lmao at setting up for a lunching too funny

1EntrePROnegro said...

Your homie is in the closet!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO he's not in the closet if he's carrying on relationships with dudes! He's in some serious twilight zone denial lol

My friends who have met him are all "is he gay?" Lol I'm like you even have to ask? Smh

LA

Anonymous said...

Hope you enjoyed your lunch lol

LA

1EntrePROnegro said...

Lol that's the closet cause he is in denial

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Monday, June 3, 2013

Addickted to porn LOL!!

So I'm chillin chillin minding my business watching sportscenter n shit and my doorbell rings and its my older homie he's like 43 with a box and I'm like oh hell naw this nigga think he's moving in? Milton Milton{R.Kelly voice} lol he's like bruh I need you to do me a favor and hold onto this well talk later...

And I can clearly see its a box full of porn me being the certified boobtologist I am I had to take a peek and see what was up I like boobies I can't help it lmao and I look in not 1 not 2 but all 42 movies are analytically Speaking and I mean anal they were called like one in the pink one in the stink 46 chocolate nuts in vanilla butts and one was called "I shit you not" I shit you not lol and I was like wtf not my nigga and you know I'm built like a football player muscular booty made me think does this nigga look at my ass?Lmao it's 2013 you never know so I call homie!

This nigga is getting married in a few months his fiancée and daughter left to go shopping so he went to jerk before work LOL well guess what they came home early caught him hands on his herbie Hancock will smith ass nigga dick out asshole naked beating it to butt porn his woman said its butt porn or me and that's why I got all this asshole activity at my house!

So I'm here 2 reasons ladies if you come through I don't do the butt I like a whole lot of vaginal activity no butts for me that's exit only & two ladies how do you feel about porn cause I guess it's niggas addicted to the shit I've had girlfriends in my life that wanted to watch porn with me wear mask get whipped French maid outfits all that so guess I have been too blessed to be stressed but what's your take on this?

Me I think it's not gonna work cause of his butt fetish and if you have 42 butt porns you clearly have a infatuation for girls butt holes and you need to find you a freak nastee butt girl I don't know I been hearing a lot about butts lately like one chick said she only wants it in her booty hole I heard till she's married?What the hell is up ladies talk to me LOL!

@1Entrepronegro




- Posted using BlogPress from my HandsomeAss iPhone

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMFAOOOO!!! Is this his first marriage? Cause it might not be his last unless she likes it like that lol

I don't have an issue with porn. I have watched movies with my boyfriends before. It's nothing I do when single though lol My ex who I was with for 10 years used to watch pornos all the time. He had an issue though. He would wank off 3-4 times a day sometimes & that was on top of getting it from me! That's where I start getting pissed. Do something besides play with your dick all day! Oh & he had black penis envy lol

He knew I had black boyfriends in the past & he always wanted me to tell him about me being with them & he would buy black men with white women pornos. I asked him if he wanted a black dick & he said yes lol

The only porno I couldn't watch with him was this one where this guy was giving it to her up the butt & he pulls it out & she starts sucking it *GAG* I'm all for licking my juices off but not no damn crap that came out my ass!

My step mom says she's leaving my dad because he was watching porn. I don't even think he was masturbating, just looking at it! SMDH why you gonna get jealous of that? She considers it cheating... I don't lol

As far as my booty sex until I'm married, that don't keep her pure until her wedding lol see I think some dude talked her into it with "just the tip" & now she's doing it to keep her man happy smh lol and good luck getting him to go from a tight butt to a pussy that even if tight is still looser than that ass lol

I've tried it 2 times I hate it! The second time was with the porn addict & he did a lot of begging & ended with me being all pissed off like hurry the fk up so I can go bang some pots in the kitchen lol

LA ;)

Anonymous said...

*miss booty sex cause my booty ain't ever getting sex again lol

1EntrePROnegro said...

See I think dudes that want the butt only are gay gay gay if you do it right who doesn't want a nice fresh juicy wet pussy smh and to pull out of that for the Asshole is some weirdo shit and how are you sacred if you did the ass but not pussy if anything your nasty ass is less sacred!

And those white sissy boys are weird as fuck please sir can you fuck my wife while I watch wearing her panties lol really dude?

1EntrePROnegro said...

And yes it has to be his first marriage they may not make it to the alter he's gonna get caught performing but sexy through a glory hole lmfao!

missy moscato said...

Having porn dvd's are ok, but u can't overdo it. For example, my ex bf... every week he would spend $15 to buy a porn dvd and magazines and I would get mad because yes to me it was nasty and I gave him the ultimatum, either the porn goes or I go. He had the nerve to tell me that him watching the dvd's gave him ideas in the bedroom... huh? I didn't get it, but that's an addiction ur homie has. P.S: I have been guilty of having porn as well because my own Mama caught me.

Anonymous said...

Man you ain't lying about them weird white boys! I had some old white guy approach me asking me if he could watch me & my boyfriend at the time who was very dark lol he even said he'd pay to watch. I told my bf & he was like ole dude just setting up a lynching lol

LA

Anonymous said...

This reminded me of someone I know. He says he's not gay or even bi-sexual for that matter, but he's had long term relationships with men. He is so hypocritical to even call other men faggots. I just don't get it lol

He wanted me to watch this movie a few weeks ago. I finally watched all 6 hours of Angels in America. I'm not sure why he thought I would be interested in it because it was all about 80's AIDS era full of gay issues.

To each their own but if that's what you like claim it! I could never be with man who has been with another man cause I'm going to gag just looking at the dick thinking of it being in another man.

I remember one time I was drunk & seen two gay guys kiss & I seriously puked. I felt bad because I'm not prejudice like that, but it just made me ill lol

LA

1EntrePROnegro said...

Damn!

1EntrePROnegro said...

Lmao at setting up for a lunching too funny

1EntrePROnegro said...

Your homie is in the closet!

Anonymous said...

LMFAO he's not in the closet if he's carrying on relationships with dudes! He's in some serious twilight zone denial lol

My friends who have met him are all "is he gay?" Lol I'm like you even have to ask? Smh

LA

Anonymous said...

Hope you enjoyed your lunch lol

LA

1EntrePROnegro said...

Lol that's the closet cause he is in denial