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Daaaaaamn Grandma!!!






So I close my store every Saturday I'm chillin chillin minding my business and this old ass 68 year old lady comes in and says I love you you sold me this and that before and you're so nice I just love you I said okay thanks lol and I'm selling her more stuff as she basically lifts her dress up and flashes me and says "There's more where that came from"Keep in mind I'm a gentleman I turned my damn head smh so she's being rang out tells me she loves me again and ask for a hug it was hella awkward as I hug her she smells me and says in my ear I'd suck the black off that dick!!
Ummm no shit you ain't got no damn teeth granny thanks but no thanks LOL!!
So that brings today this lady was obnoxious as all hell considering today is if you're in the mall it's national no friends day yo ass ain't got no friends lol and she wanted to know not only do I want to come on vaca with her but can I handle a grandma with no gag reflex and I'm appalled keep in mind I'm in the store alone just me and her she then says would you wanna come to my country club with me and vaca I told her I got too many bishes I can't count lmao she said but you have young girls not a granny that will spit on your dick blah blah blah and to top it off I glance over her old ass was staring at my dick!!!!! I have a polo dress shirt on & dress pants so I guess you can visualize lmao!
With that said Granny your old ass will have a seizure if I whip out the Monsta I'm not interested but if I was I'd knock the dust off that pussy then make you make me chili from scratch lol and when did grandmas get so damn bold your pussy is triple my age I'm too young for you Bish & with your wrinkled pussy I can't be your loooooooover LOL!!
@1Entrepronegro


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Comments

Anonymous said…
LMFAOOOO!!! Dayum now that's some funny shizzz!!!

LA
missy moscato said…
Ummmm, no comment, but laughing histerically.
1EntrePROnegro said…
I'm glad my pain brought you joy lol LA reveal yourself!
missy moscato said…
For real, I had no comment but laughter. At least grandma got better game than me and they're fresh!! Let me see if a grandpa looking dude do that to me.
1EntrePROnegro said…
It wasn't just one it was two grannies two different days smh
missy moscato said…
Yes I see it was 2 different grannies, 2 different days, but damn they want some good loving, lmao. Gotta brush off the cobbwebs off those pussies, lmfao. Why are the elderly keep hitting on u? Lol
1EntrePROnegro said…
I don't know I don't get it I asked a close friend she said can you Blame her lol
missy moscato said…
Lmao. U get hit on by young adolescents, young adults (in the 30s), middle aged women, cougars and then the elderly. Well duh!! Ur good looking with good hygiene, good height and big dick, by the way granny was checking out ur hardware thru ur pants; she got x-ray vision.
missy moscato said…
But wait a minute... I thought guys like that, getting their dick sucked with no teeth in the way?! Clearly she had no worries about that part as she pulls the dentures out of her mouth, lmfao.
1EntrePROnegro said…
Lmfao a toothless blowjob is not worth it from a 68 year old lady I'll wait till
My wife has no damn teeth hahahahahahaha
missy moscato said…
Lmao. Well I guess she can't gummed it, lol. Wanna be on the dick as if its a teething ring, hehehehe.

P.S: u got wives everywhere... (Nate Dogg voice) "u got hoes, in different areas codes", lol.
1EntrePROnegro said…
Lol how do I have wives everywhere?that would be having free time I haven't taken a day off in like 8 months.
missy moscato said…
Ur wives are on Instagram, lol. They're ready for another topless pic with a smile... granny would like that! Hehehehe.
1EntrePROnegro said…
Lol oh I haven't been posting like that your thirsty ass knows that lol
missy moscato said…
Ha! U posted a pic with ur topless self after a workout like last week or 2 weeks ago, lol. Its good to be thirsty, keeps me hydrated and quenches my thirst :-)
1EntrePROnegro said…
Lmao no I did not you better check your facts son son
missy moscato said…
I'm looking at the pic right now little boy!! Show some chest though, be like D'Angelo in the "How does it feel" video, hehehe.
1EntrePROnegro said…
How do you show chest holding the phone?
missy moscato said…
I got a pic to prove!! I got evidence *just saying*
1EntrePROnegro said…
Well you enjoy your evidence lol
missy moscato said…
o.O

Ok then sir, guess I will have to.
missy moscato said…
Ok, its just a pic. I feel like a target, smh.
missy moscato said…
Because I have been getting the worse treatment out of everyone, my opinion.
1EntrePROnegro said…
What are you talking about.
missy moscato said…
In all due to respect to u, I admire u because ur a hard working man with goals and ambitions. Long ago I came off wrong to u with a comment I had said, u got upset and when I apologized to u thru text, u brushed me off them blocked me from IG. Honestly I felt hurt because I went to my homegirl and told her it was just a joke I made and wasn't to be taken seriously and she agreed with me. Overall, people may not think I'm the smartest, prettiest, etc., but I try to be nice and respectful to u in whatever u do. I read ur blogs, I admire what u say, but me personally and I shouldn't be taken it personally, but sometimes I feel I be getting throwing under the bus a few times. I am NOT thinking negative of u, I don't do that, that's not me and as a fan of ur work, I admire ur presense. I don't know if this makes any sense, but I'm just bringing the honesty out. I told my homegirl that I wanted to say this for a while and she told me not to hold it in because I would wreck my brain. If I can get my Mom and others around me to like what u post, then u have a huge fan base in the heart of Brooklyn. That's what I wanted to say.

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