So I close my store every Saturday I'm chillin chillin minding my business and this old ass 68 year old lady comes in and says I love you you sold me this and that before and you're so nice I just love you I said okay thanks lol and I'm selling her more stuff as she basically lifts her dress up and flashes me and says "There's more where that came from"Keep in mind I'm a gentleman I turned my damn head smh so she's being rang out tells me she loves me again and ask for a hug it was hella awkward as I hug her she smells me and says in my ear I'd suck the black off that dick!!
Ummm no shit you ain't got no damn teeth granny thanks but no thanks LOL!!
So that brings today this lady was obnoxious as all hell considering today is if you're in the mall it's national no friends day yo ass ain't got no friends lol and she wanted to know not only do I want to come on vaca with her but can I handle a grandma with no gag reflex and I'm appalled keep in mind I'm in the store alone just me and her she then says would you wanna come to my country club with me and vaca I told her I got too many bishes I can't count lmao she said but you have young girls not a granny that will spit on your dick blah blah blah and to top it off I glance over her old ass was staring at my dick!!!!! I have a polo dress shirt on & dress pants so I guess you can visualize lmao!
With that said Granny your old ass will have a seizure if I whip out the Monsta I'm not interested but if I was I'd knock the dust off that pussy then make you make me chili from scratch lol and when did grandmas get so damn bold your pussy is triple my age I'm too young for you Bish & with your wrinkled pussy I can't be your loooooooover LOL!!
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