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Why you don't wanna be the old dude/chick at the bar!

Cause that shits not a good look its 2050 and your old ass is doing the running man to lady gaga's daughters song LOL

I think the main reason why I don't go out cause from like 21-24 my ass was out 7 days a week & who did I see this old ass white guy shaking his tailfeather in a leather coat at every dam hip hop spot with his mr T starter kit & some dam tight ass shirt and dress pants lol and I just think dam that muthafucka was the designated driver cause he always had young hot chicks with him.

Maybe he was laying the pipe probably not but old as hell doing what the younger folks do isn't a good look you can't be 60 Outchea Jerkin or doing the Harlem shake lmao!

With that said when you reach a age when you look like Bobby Brown but act like Chris brown you need to sit yo old ass the FUCK down like these grandmas with pounds of make up on in booty shorts & uggs get the fuck outta here lmao!

It's cool to act how you feel but at some point you have to act your age I don't wanna see grandmas in the club twerking with one leg up Miley Cyrus already fucked twerking up for us lets not add to the fuel!!

The sad part is some of the old heads that be out have someone at home waiting on them take your old ass in order some takeout and watch lost ya bish just like mama said be in when the street lights c'mon old niggas in doo rags & twerking grandmas take y'all ass in for the night!LOL


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