I think it was jersey shore that had #shestooyoungforyoubro trending on twitter and I killed it with if you gotta make helicopter/airplane noises to get your d*ck in her mouth #shestooyoungforyoubro lmao so I decided to GO IN on this topic I just created in my beautiful mind Leggo...........
Within a second of posting a new fb status he likes and comments even if it's a post that has nada to do with someone commenting #hestoothirstyforyoubro
Every time u post a twit pic she's the last to view it and u don't talk at all #shestoothirstyforyoubro
Ummmm borderline stalk my life material
If her status is begging for a prepaid Verizon card so she can get to know you #shestoothirstyforyoubro
Lol I didn't know prepaid exist till I saw it on fb
If he expects sex after a extra value meal with double cheese and paid with a rush card #hestoothirstyforyoubro
Lol step your game up cheap ass
If he comments a pic of u and your kids about how nice your t*tties are #hestoothirstyforyoubro
Show some dam respect to my kids beyatch
If you get a text right after a phone call saying dam you never answer your phone #theirtoothirstyforyoubro
Hmmm common sense was not taught in your house I guess
If they ask u about your plans for Thursday everyday leading up until #theirtoothirstyforyoubro
It's called a job try it.
If they are not even a contact in your phone but call text tango FaceTime with no reply #theirtoothirstyforyoubro
Ummm get a hobby
Anyone that text hello stranger #theirtoothirstyforyoubro
My mama told me don't talk to strangers ;)
Anyone that says I don't usually do this #theirtoothirstyforyoubro
You do it everyday get some electrolytes you gardening tool u lol...
If they get upset bent out of shape over a post on Your Wall #theirtoothirstyforyoubro
It was on my wall not yours bish lol
If her Facebook photo albums look like the nelly tip drill video #shestoothirstyforyoubro
Lol it's all ass no face dam?
Every single post he puts up is sexual #hestoothirstyforyoubro
The Internet is full of non p*ssy getting that is all
If you ever ever ever hear why's your phone locked?#theirtoothirstyforyoubro
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