Thursday, September 8, 2011

A mans Moment of Silence!!


lets face the facts ladies Love to talk they can talk all dam day about nothing am I right?of course I am so I Entrepronegro Tyriq aka Riq O Suave bka Mr Blue Magic am here to let you know what a mans moments of silence are and if your smart you will pay attention or be sent to timeout with the kids aheeem thanks..

1.Taking a shit this is numero uno why because its priceless you dont just take a shit you collect your thoughts catch up on if Kim Kardashians ass grew back all that so silence is GOLDEN.

2.especially when it comes to being a black man eating the big piece of chicken is silent mode especially if its seasoned and deep fried hmm mmm mmm let me clog an artery in peace thanks never ever ever bother a black man while hes eating a breastsssssssssss..Thanks HOW DARE YOU!!

3.during the Laker Game im a God fearing man but Jesus could knock on my door after the 3rd quarter ends and im not aswering so who are you we dont close the mall on your birthday so dont bother me no calls no text dont even send a kite lmfao only way you can speak during the game is with your mouth and do you need another beer #Okbye


4.Playstation/Xbox time ok this is where we unwind and ima be honest I done screamed at my tv like I was actually playing the game we take our franchise on madden very serious baby so let me concentrate again look what happened in baby boy "Im in here tryna concentrate and they wont just let a n*gga Be" lmao Madden Nba 2k these are serious black man games this is we dont wanna grow up time so let us have that moment thanks you will get the death stare messing up my franchise haha

5.the most important after we bust yes notice I said we cause if I bust your busting first but anyway my point look I just put in work you leg is still twitching and you look like your about to go into a coma what the hell do we have to discuss?you know that I want grape kool aid and cheese on my sandwich so lets talk after we eat I did the beat it up right dance like Tyrese in Baby Boy already so quiet and while your down there making that sandwich get prepared for round 2 cause my second wind is a mutha shut yo mouth LOL

let that man have his silence you got all the other mins to talk talk talk it up!!

{ChefBoyarNegro}

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You are so damn funny! I don't get the chatty women. Not that I don't like to talk to my man, but that's what I got my girls for, ya know. When I am with my man we can talk up a storm or not say anything. I just really want him to know I'm there to please him. Silence is golden, and my mouth says so much more without saying anything.

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Thursday, September 8, 2011

A mans Moment of Silence!!


lets face the facts ladies Love to talk they can talk all dam day about nothing am I right?of course I am so I Entrepronegro Tyriq aka Riq O Suave bka Mr Blue Magic am here to let you know what a mans moments of silence are and if your smart you will pay attention or be sent to timeout with the kids aheeem thanks..

1.Taking a shit this is numero uno why because its priceless you dont just take a shit you collect your thoughts catch up on if Kim Kardashians ass grew back all that so silence is GOLDEN.

2.especially when it comes to being a black man eating the big piece of chicken is silent mode especially if its seasoned and deep fried hmm mmm mmm let me clog an artery in peace thanks never ever ever bother a black man while hes eating a breastsssssssssss..Thanks HOW DARE YOU!!

3.during the Laker Game im a God fearing man but Jesus could knock on my door after the 3rd quarter ends and im not aswering so who are you we dont close the mall on your birthday so dont bother me no calls no text dont even send a kite lmfao only way you can speak during the game is with your mouth and do you need another beer #Okbye


4.Playstation/Xbox time ok this is where we unwind and ima be honest I done screamed at my tv like I was actually playing the game we take our franchise on madden very serious baby so let me concentrate again look what happened in baby boy "Im in here tryna concentrate and they wont just let a n*gga Be" lmao Madden Nba 2k these are serious black man games this is we dont wanna grow up time so let us have that moment thanks you will get the death stare messing up my franchise haha

5.the most important after we bust yes notice I said we cause if I bust your busting first but anyway my point look I just put in work you leg is still twitching and you look like your about to go into a coma what the hell do we have to discuss?you know that I want grape kool aid and cheese on my sandwich so lets talk after we eat I did the beat it up right dance like Tyrese in Baby Boy already so quiet and while your down there making that sandwich get prepared for round 2 cause my second wind is a mutha shut yo mouth LOL

let that man have his silence you got all the other mins to talk talk talk it up!!

{ChefBoyarNegro}

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You are so damn funny! I don't get the chatty women. Not that I don't like to talk to my man, but that's what I got my girls for, ya know. When I am with my man we can talk up a storm or not say anything. I just really want him to know I'm there to please him. Silence is golden, and my mouth says so much more without saying anything.